#but it was something like this

[occudo]

Who will catch you when you fall? Or- Do you love the color of the Mike?

[rubydracogirl]

Any of ya’ll ever dream about a strange man?

[undeadcutie]

tying up a werewolf because it's the full moon and she's dangerous, and i really should just stay away, but in the end i just can't help but want to play with her when she's like this.

she growls and struggles against her restraints while i grind against her bulge and giggle at the way it twitches. i start dripping through my panties, and soon i can't resist the urge to go further. i figure the ropes can hold her, and i pull my panties to the side and lower myself onto her dripping cock, gasping as i feel the tip enter me. i try to go slow and savour the feeling of her stretching me out, but the sound of my cute little moans, the scent of my dripping pussy, and the way i'm softly squeezing the tip of her cock..

eventually it's all just too much for her, and she rips through her restraints and pushes me to the floor, shoving her knot all the way inside me, humping away at me while she sinks her teeth into my neck, going faster and faster until she cums deep inside me and fills me up so well

[into-the-groove]

favorite photo of all time not even joking

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[iiota]

refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens

you can also donate to care for gaza here

EDIT: please also consider donating to this family their 93% to their goal!! and also please check out this post featuring more places to donate

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[sisterdragonwithfeathers]

this is your random reminder to CHECK IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING FUN

are you enjoying scrolling tumblr? watching youtube? reading that book? playing that game? drawing that art? doing that activity? if not,

YOU CAN STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE

you don't have to stick to something that you are doing for fun if it isn't fun for you anymore. You can come back! If you've loved it before you are likely to love it again! but you can stop!

Don't get stuck in a loop of doing something that you think should be fun when it isn't! You can put it down for a bit! Maybe that's the very thing that will make it fun again later!

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[jotasuis]

How I found out about trump getting shot